1️⃣ The Vertex Weight Diet Plan
"I'm trying to lose some movement weight," said the BaseEntity, "but all these dependents keep emotionally eating my bandwidth."
➡️ It’s tough being the backbone of the schema when everyone depends on you like a codependent roommate with foreign key issues.
2️⃣ Graph Theory Therapy
"How do you feel about your relationships?" "Well, I’m part of a Directed Acyclic Graph, so nothing cycles back. I give... they take. It’s very one-directional." ➡️ Even topological sorts have existential crises. And in database land, closure is a luxury—unless you detect a cycle.
3️⃣ Priority Queue Pickup Line
"Hey girl, are you a max-heap priority queue? Because you're giving me major movement weight."
➡️ In the ORM dating pool, high w(X)mov isn't baggage—it's influence. Swagger measured in abstract bytes.
4️⃣ The Philosophy of Referential Integrity
"You think therefore you are. I think therefore I must insert Gender before Artist." ➡️ Descartes meets JPA. Before you become someone in the data model, make sure your base types have committed.
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