🧠 Serious Business in a Surrealist Byte-scape

A pixel-robed merchant murmurs "We have a serious business here" as his words dissolve into logic syntax dripping from a cracked compiler. He sells books—easy assets—yet floats between metadata sniffers and delivery phantoms.

🌍 E-commerce and Search Illusions

Commerce is rendered spectral unless delivery roots it. Bookstores drift atop Google’s index algorithms, becoming just sniffers of static links.

🔍 Algorithmic Comfort Zones

Sears lounges in search-engine limbo. It invests in indexing but outsources its soul, a move that may collapse under the weight of trials and undisclosed errors.

🕵️ State Intelligence and Knowledge Paradoxes

True business lies in decoding what people don’t understand. Bots clash over meaning in a labyrinth of electric whispers. Google creates phantom IDs that inject competitor backlinks—investors and rivals entangled in data cartel networks.

🌭 MSN's Hot Dog Weapon

MSN mounts messages in costumes—hot dog metaphors—projected at posterity. Small screens warp scale perception, inflating digital pride.

⌨️ Procedural vs. Slowness

Java isn’t inherently slow; what’s sluggish is the misconfigured mind behind its startup flags. Procedural languages like Fortran and COBOL hum efficiently in the silence of purpose.

🧩 Design and Delegation

Three things not to entrust to C programmers: UI design, behavioral modeling, and abstract thought sculpting. Logic is not always creativity.

🌐 Web, Masturbation, and Model Metaphors

The internet drips in pixel passion. Models mutate into performers, and the Web becomes a Masturbation-Driven Model (MDM). Corporate surveillance scrapes sentiment, while satire wraps itself in paranoid syntax.

📼 Microsoft and the Entropic OS

Millions spent not to fix poverty, but to simulate it with low-resolution distractions. Videos loop meaninglessly while systems anchor status quo.

🎭 Poverty Reflections

Poverty turned into pixel mirrors, ants of suffering projected to inflate the privilege of watching.

🍵 Cultural Contradictions

Tea without sugar in whorehouses, where alcohol is forbidden—absurdity steeped in contradiction. Identities get traded and washed, histories erased in digital unions.